We don't run ads. We run warnings. Every sponsor on Desert Drive Live has earned their place the hard way — through chaos, invention, and at least one incident involving a live badger. Whether it’s Hank’s Mystery Meat (don’t ask, just chew), Bite Back Pest Control (now officially at war with the Rat Kingdom), McGruder’s Chainsaw Pilates (fitness meets reckless dismemberment), X-Surer Insurance (for when you’re really not sure what you hit), or Alba-Xtreme (Scotland’s loudest export since Bagpipes and regret) — these are the people keeping the signal alive, the wheels spinning, and Cousin Trevor locked out. Support them. Or don't. But if something starts growling under your floorboards, don't say we didn’t warn you.