Commercial partners // use at own risk
We don’t run ads.
We run warnings.
Every sponsor earned its place through chaos, invention and at least one incident involving a live badger.
PROUDLY FUNDING THE SIGNAL**Legal definition of “proudly” pending.The affiliate directory
Support them. Or don’t.
But if something starts growling beneath your floorboards, do not say we failed to warn you.
Pest control / urban warfare
Bite-Back Pest Control
Currently engaged in an undeclared war beneath your bins.
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Adventure tourism / liability event
Alba X-Treme
Scotland, turned up until the mountain files a complaint.
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Costume relief
Mascots Without Borders
Providing hope beyond the costume and legal advice inside it.
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Residential fortification
Blackwall Keep
Your home is your castle. Your neighbour is now a trebuchet risk.
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Roadside dining
Fat Friars
Breakfast. Lunch. Regrettable decisions.
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Recruitment / movement
Jobbie
Find your next movement. Wipe your employment history clean.
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Fitness / emergency medicine
McGruder’s Chainsaw Pilates
Get fit or get split. Waivers available in the car park.
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Insurance and assurance
X-Surer
For when you’re really not sure what you hit.
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Breakfast / mascot relations
Tiger Flakes
Now just flakes. Beige, compliant and technically edible.
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