Emergency aid, advocacy and industrial-strength deodoriser for mascots abandoned by the brands that made them.
Mascots Without Borders supports costume performers displaced by corporate rebrands, public scandal and legislation that suddenly decides a grinning sugar animal is no longer an appropriate breakfast authority.
The organisation provides cooling stations, costume repairs, legal representation and retraining for mascots whose only recognised qualification is waving without moving their fingers. Its confidential shelters accept cereal animals, bankrupt theme-park royalty and promotional sausages with nowhere left to point.
Outreach teams are currently assisting several figures from the Desert Drive commercial landscape, although client confidentiality prevents us confirming which tiger keeps leaving claw marks on the counselling-room furniture.
Available services
What could possibly go wrong?
- Emergency costume cooling
- Mascot legal aid
- Brand-separation counselling
- Civilian identity retraining
“Providing hope beyond the costume.”
— Official company statement