X-Surer specialises in risks too impossible, embarrassing or cosmically complicated for conventional underwriters.
X-Surer built its reputation insuring the uninsurable. Policies cover alien abduction, virgin birth, accidental duplication, spontaneous prophecy and the administrative consequences of becoming trapped in a time loop.
Claims are handled by a specialist Impossibility Desk trained to distinguish genuine paranormal loss from poor parking and an unusually bright weather balloon. Time-loop customers need only submit once; X-Surer confirms it will continue rejecting the same claim on every subsequent cycle.
Its Assurance Plus package also covers memories erased by government agents, although policyholders must provide proof of something they can no longer remember happening.
Available services
What could possibly go wrong?
- Alien-abduction cover
- Virgin-birth liability
- Time-loop protection
- Parallel-self collision
- Prophecy cancellation
“Be X-Sure. Even when reality isn’t.”
— Official company statement