The exterminators who looked at ordinary pest control and asked why it did not have an artillery division.
Bite-Back approaches every infestation as an enemy occupation. Rats become insurgents, wasps become airborne hostiles and a suspicious noise behind the skirting board becomes grounds for immediate mobilisation.
Its operatives arrive in respirators with industrial torches, containment tape and enough canisters to make the local authority quietly revise the street map. The company does not offer humane relocation. It offers a decisive end to negotiations.
Recent campaigns include the War Beneath Our Bins, the Great Wasp Offensive and an incident involving a takeaway, three seagulls and a gas grenade that remains classified.
Available services
What could possibly go wrong?
- Rodent counter-insurgency
- Wasp air-defence
- Bin-juice containment
- Unknown-organism suppression
“We don’t identify ’em. We just gas ’em.”
— Official company statement