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Melissa Harrow sitting at the defence table during her murder trial

Special report

TikTok Campaign for Murder Suspect Accidentally Sets Women’s Rights Back 100 Years

Online activists insist Melissa Harrow cannot be held responsible for killing her husband because of hormones, crime dramas and several theories already disproved by people who actually investigated the murder.

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Former partners of Taffy Starlight attending a confidential support meeting in a community centre

Relationship emergency

Taffy Starlight’s Ex-Boyfriends Form Support Group

Meetings are confidential. Taffy’s next album nevertheless contains detailed minutes.

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Bite-Back operatives investigating a leaking wheelie bin at dawn

Bite-Back bulletin

The War Beneath Our Bins

Leaking bin? Do not smell it. Do not touch it. For the love of public infrastructure, do not hose it.

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Professor Duncan investigating the traffic cone on Glasgow's Duke of Wellington statue

Scotland’s hidden history

The Traffic Cone Conspiracy

Professor Duncan returns to explain why Scotland’s most famous crown has spent centuries sitting on the wrong head.

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A bullet-riddled SnugglePals billboard bearing the Funeral Buffet logo

Desert Drive Records

Louder Than the Grave

Funeral Buffet survived thirty years, nine line-up changes and the catastrophic SnugglePals incident of 1998. Somehow, they’re still not finished.

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Terry the Tiger preparing for his comeback outside a garden centre

Mascot desk

Terry’s Comeback Trail

A breakfast icon, a compliance officer named Derek and one final chance to put some roar back in the morning.

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