Incoming material

Dispatches from
the wrong side of town.

News, warnings, records and documents the shredder apparently missed.

◆ You are now entering a low-common-sense areaNext service station: 186 milesDo not follow the red light

Recently intercepted

Latest from the wastes

Bite-Back Pest Control logo

Bite-Back bulletin

The war beneath our bins

Leaking bin? Do not smell it. Do not touch it. For the love of public infrastructure, do not hose it.

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Alba X-Treme logo

Scotland’s hidden history

The traffic cone conspiracy

Professor Duncan returns to explain why Scotland’s most famous crown has spent centuries sitting on the wrong head.

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Funeral Buffet Elegies record artwork

Desert Drive Records

Louder than the grave

Funeral Buffet survived thirty years, nine line-up changes and the catastrophic SnugglePals incident of 1998.

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Tiger Flakes logo with Terry the Tiger

Mascot desk

Terry’s comeback trail

A breakfast icon, a compliance officer named Kevin and one final chance to put some roar back in the morning.

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