The recruitment app connecting desperate employers with candidates already hiding in the staff toilet.
Jobbie promises to streamline recruitment by removing interviews, cover letters and the last scraps of dignity from the process. Candidates swipe through vacancies while employers receive a confidence score based on punctuality, buzzwords and how quickly the applicant accepted the privacy policy.
Its celebrated Clean Wipe feature reformats employment gaps as ‘independent strategic retreats’, while Quick Movement alerts users when a nearby employer needs somebody before the current shift notices they have left.
Jobbie describes itself as the number-two recruitment platform in the country. The company becomes evasive when asked who is number one.
Available services
What could possibly go wrong?
- One-swipe applications
- Employment-history clean-up
- Emergency shift matching
- Quiet-notice resignation templates
“Find your next movement.”
— Official company statement