
MERINGUE! issue
#007
Funeral Buffet
Elegies (1988–2012)
Twenty-four years. Nine bells. One unresolved mascot incident.
Most bands release a greatest-hits collection. Funeral Buffet have issued a sealed historical chamber.
Formed around the sepulchral vision of Ezekiel Ash and the unsettlingly coordinated Graves twins, Magnus and Bartholomew, Funeral Buffet spent the years between 1988 and 2012 turning grief into architecture. Their music did not merely enter a room. It lowered the temperature and asked who had disturbed it.
Elegies traces that journey from the raw ceremonial menace of their early recordings to the vast, cathedral-sized productions that made them legends of the underground. “Black Altar” remains the foundational text: slow, merciless and heavy enough to alter local geology. Its later unplugged incarnation proves the song remains threatening even after the electricity has been removed for public safety.
“Ego Tenebris,” “The Ninth Bell,” “Lord of Bones,” “Yesterday I Buried Myself” and “By My Father’s Grave” demonstrate the band’s peculiar gift for making private sorrow feel like an international incident. The celebrated live recording of “Thuzun Thune,” captured before fifty thousand witnesses and several concerned clergy, still sounds less like a concert than the opening of a gate.
Even “One Fleeting Glance,” one of the catalogue’s more delicate moments, carries the emotional reassurance of discovering a Victorian child standing at the foot of your bed.
The collection inevitably brushes against the 1998 SnugglePals™ catastrophe, during which the band’s association with Mr Biscuits produced merchandise, confusion and a documentary trail nobody has successfully burned. Funeral Buffet refuse to discuss it. Mr Biscuits has discussed little else.
For all the mythology, Elegies endures because the songs are disciplined, atmospheric and completely sincere. There is no parody inside the music. Funeral Buffet mean every bell.
MERINGUE! asked Ezekiel Ash whether this collection closed a chapter.
“Chapters are for the living,” he replied.
Our follow-up question was misplaced during evacuation.
Further listening
More from the Funeral Buffet vault
Additional recordings recovered with minimal ceremonial damage.



